Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie....
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!
A little magic can go a long way -- to totally screwing up a girl's life!
When Mara loses her job and her apartment, she pulls out her tarot card deck and finds worse news is on the horizon--the cards are predicting her imminent demise.
So, she uses a little magic to set things right.
Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out.
She's still one pissed-off old lady--even post-mortem--and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her untimely death.
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!
The Devil’s come calling, and he's gunning for Gus.
Just when Mara thinks morning sickness and a boyfriend with PPSD (Post-Possession Stress Disorder) are the biggest problems she's facing, Gus shows up and turns her world upside down.
In his single-minded quest for the mythical toad bone, Gus accidentally flips the seasons and opens a portal to Hell.
Now, Mara has to prove to Paul that she's not pregnant with a demon baby, find a local boy who vanished from her car, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil, before Gus becomes Hell's newest resident.
But she'd better do it in a hurry, because Gus's life is on the line and he's fading fast!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid
In this topsy-turvy Valentine's ride, the Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus.
The witchy dynamic duo have their love lives turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara for his revenge.
Eros (aka Cupid, the Love Assassin) underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds Eros trapped in a cage, in their living room.
But with Valentine's Day fast approaching, and Gus refusing to let Cupid go, Aphrodite shows up to collect her son.
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid
A flesh-eating demon, a wannabe vampire, and a horny homunculus...oh, my!
When Mara and Gus go to Los Angeles to help Mama Lua, she's nowhere to be found, her cottage looks like a bloody crime scene, and they soon learn there's a flesh-eating demon on the loose.
The witchy duo have to capture that demon, before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge, find Mama Lua, and deal with a wanna-be vampire who's feeding on customers, a horny homunculus who shows up in their bedroom, a mob of angry picketers and a cranky Aunt Tillie who's on a secret mission of her own.
But they don't have a lot of time before Mara's unusual baby makes it's long-awaited appearance in their world.
About the Author
Christiana Miller is a mom, a recovering TV writer, and a novelist. Like her characters, she's led an unusual life. She's had her DNA shot into space (where she's currently cohabiting in a drawer with Stephen Colbert and Stephen Hawking), she's been serenaded by Klingons, and she's been the voices of all the female warriors in Mortal Kombat II and III.
If her life was a TV show, it would be a wacky dramedy filled with kids, Dobies, random ghosts and quirky characters who get themselves into bizarre situations!
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